Trump: “We’re Only Deporting the Uninvited, So Relax!”
In classic Trump style, the message is loud and clear—only illegal immigrants are being deported. Trump clarified that this includes individuals who dodged prisons or mental institutions in their home countries before sneaking into the U.S. “We’re making America safe for Americans,” he declared, adding that anyone with proper paperwork has nothing to worry about. Yet somehow, people are still panicking. So if you’ve got your valid visa or green card, sit back and enjoy the show—you’re going nowhere!